God-level knowledge darts: life lessons from the Bronx

Preface: Setting expectations

Navigating narcotics

Relationships & shit like that

Kids: yours and "yours"

On sports (and the next chapter is about masculinity! Impeccable continuity!

What the fuck is an "alpha" anyway?

Crime & punishment: a brick-by-brick deconstruction of a crooked justice system!!! (jk lol we just talk about jail.)

On the inevitability of becoming washed

Survival of the brokest

Roach blunts (Q&A).